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Thanks to Clint Iguana of Peppermint Iguana magazine for this news.

A survey was recently carried out by the UN. The question was asked :

" would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world"

The survey was a failure because:

  • In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant


  • In Western Europe they did not know what 'shortage' meant


  • In Eastern Europe they did not know what 'opinion' meant


  • In Australia they did not know what 'please' meant


  • In the US they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

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