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Jeremy Paxman

Here's some advice hot off the presses from one of our more financially astute commentators.

If you had bought 1000-worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49. With Enron, you would have 16.50 of the original 1,000. With Worldcom, you would have less than 5 left. If you had bought 1,000 worth of Stella one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have 107. Based on the above, current investment advice is to enjoy a beer and recycle.

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