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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

Thanks to Phil Breeze for sending this to us.

Two men are walking through the desert in desperate need of water. In the distance they see some striped tents. At first they think it is a mirage, but as they get nearer they find that there really are some stalls ahead.

They approach the first stall, but to their dismay, it does not sell water only sponge cake'.

They try the second stall, but it only sells jelly.

The pair are amazed and go onwards to the next stall, thinking it must surely sell water, only to be told it just sells whipped cream. They hurry on to the next stall but find it only sells hundreds and thousands.

As they walk away the first man says 'Well that was an odd thing to find in the desert'

'Yes' replies the other 'A trifle bazaar'.

Thanks to DJ Nav for sending this to us.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Thanks to ?? for sending this to us.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Thanks to ?? for sending this to us.

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